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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Jokes   Chuck Norris Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Oct 04, 2009 11:17 pm

I dont know if any of you hav heard of chuck norris but he is the best Kung Fu Fita eva

Heres the Jokes.....

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

there will be more jokes later (The next topic will be on Jesus)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes   Chuck Norris Jokes Icon_minitimeMon Oct 05, 2009 5:15 pm

hey dude nice jokes
they were great! Very Happy
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